Rihanna is the premiere multi-hyphenate of our time. She’s a fashion designer! Beauty mogul! Actress! Even an occasional pop star! But her truest, more striking hyphenate comes from deep within — her ability to troll anyone, anywhere, at anytime. When Rihanna tweeted that « Every tongue that rises up against me shall fall!!!!!! » back in 2012, it was low-key prophetic, a signal that she would forevermore make us cackle with her one-liner takedowns.
Now, she’s back at it again, but for once, her quick wit wasn’t directed at a fan demanding what critics are calling « a new album, » but toward her peer and fellow beautiful person, A$AP Rocky. For GQ, the rapper joined Rihanna for a light and playful Zoom chat on all things skincare (Rihanna asks him his skin type, A$AP says « handsome, » Rihanna rolls her eyes.) Rihanna then asks him about his first ever red carpet look, which is where things get juicy.
Rihanna pulls up the photo of a young A$AP at the BET Awards as he tries to describe the look and unleashes the clowning. « No, you don’t have to point out Hermès and Raf [Simons], » she interrupts. « This is you? » Reader, I screamed. A$AP soldiers on, but Rihanna has other plans. « Nah, stop trying to make it sound dope! » she exclaims, pointing her phone to the laptop camera. « This is you? »
To be publicly roasted by Rihanna is both mortifying and yet, a total honor. She only had one more comment on the matter: « You could have used some Fenty Skin back then. » Of course.
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